And GOD said, "Let there be gay marriage!" (Breaking News! "Like" and Share!)

In an exclusive conversation, as seen in the above photograph of God's voice by journalist/reporter Nicholas Snow, GOD expressed emphatically, "But of COURSE I believe in gay marriage.  THAT's why I created gay PEOPLE!"



About the ongoing same-sex marriage debate currently raging in the USA, GOD continued, "I unequivocally support full equality for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered individuals everywhere.  My only objections are, and have been, to wedding gowns made of polyester."


GOD is reportedly planning a worldly tour to speak directly to Her people in Mecca, at the Vatican, in Salt Lake City and Jerusalem, in Mumbai and in various locations along the Gaza Strip. She is also scheduled as The guest of honor at the pro-choice Women's Music Festival and Camping Extravaganza taking place later this year.


In further news, God will be launching Her book tour at the nation's Planned Parenthood establishments signing copies of the bestseller, "Eve Deserves Healthcare!"


More news as it develops.

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